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A thing that is cracking me up today, since I'm tired of hearing me whine about medical things and if I start to think about the cliff upon which Doctor Who has left us hanging I start hyperventilating for entirely different reasons.

Those of you who attended Vividcon a few years ago will remember that chocolate llama pops were part of the goodie bags sisabet and I made up for the I Suck panel. Well, in order to make those I had to order llama molds and, unsurprisingly, the only place to get those is online. From the llama store. Yes, there is one. Which means I am on their mailing list now. And it is never not going to be funny to check my email and find I am being offered promotional deals from Quality Lllama Products, Inc.

Ever.

::still cracking up over today's informing me that should I need a halter for my llama, they are currently overstocked and on SALE::

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"Llama halter" sounds like a Club Vivid outfit waiting to happen.

Is it wrong that now I really want someone to show up to CVV in one? Properly glittered and/or bedazzled, of course.

Beadazzling is ALWAYS WRONG.

::GASP::

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?

::covers bedazzler's ears::

It's okay, baby, she didn't mean it. She doesn't know you like I do.

P.S. I was thinking about making chocolate llama pops again this year to pass around. You don't get any.

::pouts and sulks away::

::grabs you and hugs until you relent::

(plus renenet will just make me one anyway! :p )

Magic 8 Ball says: Too lazy.

You'd better work on those hugging-Eunice-into-forgiveness skills.

I can imagine several people who might be willing to wear a llama halter as a hot CV accessory, with or without bedazzling. We're quite the kinky crew as a rule. But someone would need to hold the end of the lead. (:

Now I want the bite-size llama molds to make llama candies with. Morgan thinks you've created a monster.

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