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I am pretty sure no one on my f'list cares about this but

jarrow and Zen, but I was kinda bummed out last night because I forgot to set a recording for the new season of Survivor. And then I was happy because it turns out it was being recorded on a different tv in the house. So I settle in to watch and...

I stopped watching the last two seasons of Survivor for one reason. Fucking Russell. I didn't even make it halfway through his season, and when I found out he was going to be on all-stars I pretty much didn't watch, thinking I'd pick it back up once he was voted off. Yeah. I hate his stupid fucking face. I find him to be a vile, disgusting human being who isn't even fun to hate and root against in the manner of reality tv villains. I just flat out do not want to look at him at all. Which irritates me, because what I do enjoy is watching Survivor, and I was so, so, relieved that I could finally watch it again this season. I was excited.

Imagine my face when FUCKING RUSSELL stepped off the helicopter. I wouldn't be happy with this 'twist' anyway, because I think it is stupid, but I don't hate the very sight of Boston Rob's face, and find him mildly entertaining even if the twist itself irritates me. But FUCKING RUSSELL. No. Can't do it. Won't do it. Gave the episode just long enough to see Russell's team win the immunity challenge, and now I'm out. Didn't even finish watching the episode. Won't watch until/unless Russell is gone by the next two episodes, longer than that I write off the whole season because I won't have had any time to get to know either tribe enough to give a shit, especially if they let that waste of space stick around.

Am seriously considering giving up Survivor for good. Just. No. And it pisses me off because the groups on both teams have a lot of potential for my entertainment and were it not for this, I'd actually be looking forward to getting to know them and getting into this season. I can't even. WHY? JUST WHY?!?!? Three seasons in a ROW, REALLY? FUCKING, REALLY?

Fuck you Survivor. Fuck you in Russell's stupid fucking face.

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The last time I watched Survivor at all (I'd bailed way back after I grew to hate that little shit Johnny Fairplay so much I wanted to hunt him down with a rocket launcher) was when I got spoiled by a news headlilne that Russell hadn't won hours before the show aired here, and tuned in just to see him lose and be a big whiny baby about it. And it was soooooooooo satisfying, too. \o/

I never checked to see if douchenozzle!Russell=big ratings, or what, but I feel like they're just going to keep putting him on until, by some fluke, he finally wins. And, MAN, I NEVER want to see that happen, EVER.

Man, I'm even thinking about Johnny Fairplay with nostalgia at this point. Sure he was an obnoxious little fucker, but he didn't destroy THREE SEASONS IN A ROW for me.

Christ on a fucking pony, Probst has big buckets of money...can't he just take a million out of his own piggybank and give it to Russell on the side and leave the rest of us ALONE?

The worst part is that based on what I did see, I think I could really enjoy this crop of contestants, both to laugh at and to wish for downfalls and to cheer on and so forth. But I will. not. watch. Russell.

Yeah, compared to Russell, Fairplay is like a little bug you can just squash. I still hate the sight of him, though.

I'm sure Probst and Burnett could easily do it, but, see, *I* don't want Russell to have one thin dime, let alone a million bucks. Fuck him, the fucking fuck. I may be wrong -- Probst may have more input on casting than I think -- but I blame Burnett for this crap, because based on what I've read, he's a big old egotist and control freak.