fan_eunice | (no subject)

Vividcon has definitely arrived. I know this because at no other time would I ever end up on my knees in a hotel lobby insisting loudly that I would so totally suck Steve Roger's cock...while not realizing a Rabbi was standing two feet away. Oops. Is cocksucking kosher? Or is it only kosher if the cock in question is Jewish...which this one is not. And now I'm realizing that having been born back in the day, Steve is most likely uncircumcised...which is not something I would have thought about long enough to realize if I hadn't accidentally horrified a Rabbi earlier. And this is why I should not be allowed in public.