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I should really not be allowed to watch Hard Core Logo. Because no matter how hard I try, every single time my reaction to Joe Dick is, 'D'awwwwwwwww pumpkin'
Even I know how wrong that is. If ever there was an anti-woobie, it should be Joe Dick. And yet I cannot contain the urge to pat his mohawk, bake him cookies, and give him a kitten. No matter how many times Zen points out that he'd react by spitting at me, peeing on the cookies, and then eating the kitten. Although she did offer some hope by allowing that if I shot him up with heroin first I might get a cuddle in before getting kicked in the face!
There is something very wrong with me.
Even I know how wrong that is. If ever there was an anti-woobie, it should be Joe Dick. And yet I cannot contain the urge to pat his mohawk, bake him cookies, and give him a kitten. No matter how many times Zen points out that he'd react by spitting at me, peeing on the cookies, and then eating the kitten. Although she did offer some hope by allowing that if I shot him up with heroin first I might get a cuddle in before getting kicked in the face!
There is something very wrong with me.