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OMGOMGOMGOMG. I thought it was not possible to reach a level of anxiety laden HOLYMOTHERFUCK higher than last week. I WAS WRONG. Seriously? I am having actual trouble breathing right now. I just. That.
*FLAILY ARM WAVING*
Right so. The Master is a very BAD BAD MAN. He does very, very BAD things like stealing Martha's family and hypnotizing the world and ripping holes in the universe and trying to destroy earth and hurting the Tardis and OMG MY DOCTOR, MY DOCTOR WHAT HE DID TO MY DOCTOR...
*passes out from the not breathing*
*revives*
...and though he is a very bad man he is also kind of AWESOME. That my friends, is a positively *delightful* villain that is. He's so chipper. I sort of love him. A lot.
And OMG GALLIFREY. I am cursing the fact that I have not caught up on my old skool Who right now. But holy shit. They make little Time Lord babies STARE INTO THE VORTEX? That is some fucked up shit right there. Oh so much there between Doctor and Master and the last ones and my Ten wants to save him and OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...
*passes out again*
...Jack and Martha fancying the Doctor and he doesn't see them. *bounces around* People? PEOPLE. If there is not hot threesome porn for me out of this I will take apart the internet with my RAGE.
I'm too incoherent to go on. I really, really am. So much more to say but I can't because I will DIE.
In conclusion....Martha is going to save the world. Watch and see.
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