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A True Story About Bananas
This happened over the course of the last two weeks (distilled to the basics),
my leg: *hurts*
me: *freaks out*
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sisabet: are you eating bananas?
me: wtf?
leg: *hurts more*
me: OMG I AM DYING
sisabet: no, seriously bananas?
me: I'm dying and you're talking about bananas?
chest: I think I will tighten now and freak you out more
me: blood clot! I am SO DYING.
*rushes to er*
er: *scans and scans and finds no blood clot*
me: then it's cancer, the cancer is back
sisabet: ba. na. na.
me: SHUT UP I AM DYING
*asks oncologist about hurty leg*
oncologist: are you eating bananas?
me: *FACEPALM*
me: eats bananas
leg: awesome! I'll be hurting less now, thanks!
In conclusion...sometimes you should just eat the damn banana.
This happened over the course of the last two weeks (distilled to the basics),
my leg: *hurts*
me: *freaks out*
sisabet: are you eating bananas?me: wtf?
leg: *hurts more*
me: OMG I AM DYING
sisabet: no, seriously bananas?me: I'm dying and you're talking about bananas?
chest: I think I will tighten now and freak you out more
me: blood clot! I am SO DYING.
*rushes to er*
er: *scans and scans and finds no blood clot*
me: then it's cancer, the cancer is back
sisabet: ba. na. na.me: SHUT UP I AM DYING
*asks oncologist about hurty leg*
oncologist: are you eating bananas?
me: *FACEPALM*
me: eats bananas
leg: awesome! I'll be hurting less now, thanks!
In conclusion...sometimes you should just eat the damn banana.