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Dear internet,
Have now finished the first six episodes of Smallville season 9 and have reached the following conclusion. Tess and Zod need to have very angry tension filled adversary sex. Ideally, they should throw each other into walls a lot while doing so. I feel bloody dog tags are a thoughtful gift in these circumstances, I sincerely hope Zod puts as much care into his return gift. And then they should get married and have evil babies and rule the world together and settle all marital disputes by blowing up random continents (and then throwing each other into walls for more angry make up sex).
OH MY GOD MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME FOR FINDING THEM THIS HOT TOGETHER BUT HOLY FUCK IT IS HOT!! I SHIP IT SO FUCKING HARD, YOU GUYS.
Ahem. Thank you for your time.
Love,
Eunice
p.s. yes I know I still don't have an appropriate icon.
Have now finished the first six episodes of Smallville season 9 and have reached the following conclusion. Tess and Zod need to have very angry tension filled adversary sex. Ideally, they should throw each other into walls a lot while doing so. I feel bloody dog tags are a thoughtful gift in these circumstances, I sincerely hope Zod puts as much care into his return gift. And then they should get married and have evil babies and rule the world together and settle all marital disputes by blowing up random continents (and then throwing each other into walls for more angry make up sex).
OH MY GOD MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME FOR FINDING THEM THIS HOT TOGETHER BUT HOLY FUCK IT IS HOT!! I SHIP IT SO FUCKING HARD, YOU GUYS.
Ahem. Thank you for your time.
Love,
Eunice
p.s. yes I know I still don't have an appropriate icon.