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Am I seriously going to post thoughts on a Lifetime movie? Why yes, yes I am. Do I need a spoiler cut? I should put a spoiler cut, more to let y'all skip right past this entry than anything else.
Consider me successfully entertained.
Okay, so...that was more than a little femmeslashy. Wow. I kind of hate to break this to CKR since he seemed like a very nice dude and all, but I'm pretty sure he's getting dumped for the hot blonde ex-con as soon as she's out on parole. I'm just sayin'. All those long looks across the courtroom and the instabond remembered years later followed by obsessive need to spring her girlfriend from prison, complete with love letters. What? I saw what I saw. And really, they had me at 'OMG look, Annabeth Gish!' I always forget how hot she is until confronted with said hotness at which point I require a drool cup. I probably would have stayed even if there were no Hugh. Really, it's the movie that just keeps on giving.
YAY! Sleazy but charismatic sociopath Hugh Dillon! That's what I came for, people. *clappy hands* HUGH ONNA TV! Also, I have no trouble believing he could talk someone into following him around on a murder spree. Or lie his ass off on the stand in court about it and have everyone believe him. I think we should all take a moment to be grateful he chose 'musician/actor' instead of 'homicidal cult leader' as a career choice. It would be creepy to send a thank you note to that effect wouldn't it? It would. I shouldn't do that. But, y'know, good for him.
To sum up, I think we can safely say that the moral of this story is that you should find a hot girlfriend before Hugh Dillon leads you to a life of crime. Write it down, just in case.
Consider me successfully entertained.
Okay, so...that was more than a little femmeslashy. Wow. I kind of hate to break this to CKR since he seemed like a very nice dude and all, but I'm pretty sure he's getting dumped for the hot blonde ex-con as soon as she's out on parole. I'm just sayin'. All those long looks across the courtroom and the instabond remembered years later followed by obsessive need to spring her girlfriend from prison, complete with love letters. What? I saw what I saw. And really, they had me at 'OMG look, Annabeth Gish!' I always forget how hot she is until confronted with said hotness at which point I require a drool cup. I probably would have stayed even if there were no Hugh. Really, it's the movie that just keeps on giving.
YAY! Sleazy but charismatic sociopath Hugh Dillon! That's what I came for, people. *clappy hands* HUGH ONNA TV! Also, I have no trouble believing he could talk someone into following him around on a murder spree. Or lie his ass off on the stand in court about it and have everyone believe him. I think we should all take a moment to be grateful he chose 'musician/actor' instead of 'homicidal cult leader' as a career choice. It would be creepy to send a thank you note to that effect wouldn't it? It would. I shouldn't do that. But, y'know, good for him.
To sum up, I think we can safely say that the moral of this story is that you should find a hot girlfriend before Hugh Dillon leads you to a life of crime. Write it down, just in case.
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