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Do you love Tupperware? Wait, what am I saying, of course you love Tupperware. Who doesn't love Tupperware? Maybe some aliens who only eat freeze dried pellets and have thus never had to look at a plate of leftovers and wonder how to efficiently, yet attractively, store them in the fridge. We should feel sad for the Tupperwareless aliens, although maybe not becuase now I suspect that every time they invade us and start an apocalypse it's probably Tupperware envy. Bastards.
Anyhoo, now that you are thinking about your Tupperware needs, I would like to introduce you to the awesometastic Joe. Many of you already know of Joe, through either![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vagabondage or me, but if you don't, did I mention AWESOMETASTIC? We love him. You should too. And if he wasn't awesome enough all on his own? HE SELLS TUPPERWARE. Which you need. Because you are not an alien. And which Joe needs you to buy, because a great many of his parties were cancelled this month, and put him in a hell of a bind, under quota, and putting him short in his monthly income. We hate these people. But we can make up for them and solve our storage needs at the same time. Win/win people.
Do you really want to let the pellet eating aliens win? DO YOU? Of course you don't. Also, as previously established, tupperware is awesome. As is Joe. Get you some
Anyhoo, now that you are thinking about your Tupperware needs, I would like to introduce you to the awesometastic Joe. Many of you already know of Joe, through either
vagabondage or me, but if you don't, did I mention AWESOMETASTIC? We love him. You should too. And if he wasn't awesome enough all on his own? HE SELLS TUPPERWARE. Which you need. Because you are not an alien. And which Joe needs you to buy, because a great many of his parties were cancelled this month, and put him in a hell of a bind, under quota, and putting him short in his monthly income. We hate these people. But we can make up for them and solve our storage needs at the same time. Win/win people. Do you really want to let the pellet eating aliens win? DO YOU? Of course you don't. Also, as previously established, tupperware is awesome. As is Joe. Get you some