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Need more coffee then I will finish clipping. Am rapidly coming to the conclusion that Clark Kent's real superpower is to so irritate his potential foes that he pushes them over the edge into evil. It is kind of a good thing he is invulnerable because I think he could bring out the bully in a kitten. I say this with all newly developed love for Clark by the way, it just kind of cracks me up. I believe it would go something like this:

Kitten: Glitter balls are fun! Come play with my glitter ball!
Clark: Glitter balls are bad for the environment. No fun for you.
Kitten: *stares*
Clark: Why don't you play with the dog?
Kitten: WTF? The dog is an asshole. Can I have some string at least?
Clark: Someone might get hurt
Dog: *shoves kitten over*
Kitten: I am SO swiping that motherfucker with my claws
Clark: We must consider the dogs feelings! Let me lecture you for three hours about the virtue of dogs.
Kitten: Fuck this, I'm taking over the world. KNEEL BEFORE WHISKERS!

I'm just saying